Here's her synopsis of what some celebrities are working with. WHAT A RAT!!!
MYSTIKAL: "Long".
TWISTA: "Medium".
WILL SMITH: "Long".
XZIBIT: "Long but quick."
REDMAN: "....banana."
RUSSELL SIMMONS: "Small."
JA RULE: "Full of energy."
JAY-Z: "Real thick, but you can't stand looking at him..."
PUFF DADDY: "Medium."
NAS: "Small."
NELLY: "Medium."
SNOOP DOGG: "TOO long." (!!!)
OL' DIRTY BASTARD: "May his piece rest in peace."
COMMON: "Long but too skinny."
MOS DEF: "Long but his breath stinks."
TIMBALAND: "Long and fat but can't put the motion in the ocean.
TOO SHORT: "Long and thick but talks too much in bed."
MASTER P: "Nice and long and good."
METHOD MAN: "Long but (ends) too quick."
BIG PUNISHER: "The same size as a can of air freshener." (???)
BUSTA RHYMES: "Big and long but no motion in the ocean. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something."
KANYE WEST: "Big but no motion in the ocean."
KRS-ONE: "Small."
LL COOL J: "Nice and fat."
LUDACRIS: "Just perfect."
DMX: "Long and can (go) forever."
FABOLOUS: "Big but (ends) too fast."
FAT JOE: "Small at first but when (excited) he's impressive."
WYCLEF: "Long but his breath stinks."
DA BRAT: "Can ('give pleasure' to another lady)."
MISSY ELLIOTT: "(Her lady part) has a bad odor."
2 comments:
She is such trash. Who hasn't she fucked? And why do people to continue to keep fucking her?! Yuck. And did Will Smith cheat on Jada with her?
And that hairdo is atrocious!!!!! I can't believe Oprah didn't tell her something.
LMAO...u took the words right outta my mouth,girl. Why would you mess around with her knowing she's gonna take that experience and ride it to the bank. But its gotta be some truth to it, because i have YET to see her in a slander suit.
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